There is a survey on the Meredith website each year. Thousands of people have filled it in. The last question is always “Tell us something we don’t know” – originally conceived as a ‘cover-all’ to assuage organisers’ paranoia at having forgotten to ask some vital question in the survey. Under the cover of anonymity, Meredithians’ answers to this question are at times fascinating, crude, revelatory and amusing. The ‘best’ of them get printed in the Owners Manual festival booklet each year…here is a compendium of those.